The Hokey Pokey

When the song says, "Put your right arm in" it is merely a suggestion.

The Knowing of Self

Downtime is a very convenient time for belly-button exploration.

Bad Swears

Sometimes the "S" word isn't what you think it is (in this instance "shut up").

Parental Guidance Suggested?

2nd Term Report Card comments from a mother on her son's progress, "Seems he's doin Better" That's right folks, education starts in the home.

Numbers

Who is first, best, fastest, etc. is very important right now. One Kindergartner said to another, "I have infinity. That's a big number!"

Hair to Compare

You can usually tell the Kindergartners who have older, more "stylish" siblings. For instance, a little girl showed up yesterday with a "bump it" in her hair.