Defying Natural Law

No matter how many crayons you pass out in a single day to each student at least one will end up with a color missing before the end of one project.

Squeeze Glue

The paradox of proper bottle-squeeze-to-object ratio when using Elmer's glue is something Kindergartners (and some adults) may never know.

Knowing Oneself

While he was standing in line to sign in I asked a student how he was doing today. He looked at me as though I had asked him to explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity and said, "I don't know."