The 411

No matter what you are doing, or how busy you may appear to be, it is the standard belief of every child that what they have to tell you is the most important thing in the world, and you are to be wholly consumed by it (as they are). Some people never grow out of this five-year-old belief.

Artistic Expression

The highlight of water color is not painting, it's changing the color of the water.

Physical Fitness

As he hefts the straps (which are broader than his arms) over his shoulders, then proceeds to grab his biceps, one Kindergartner says to another, "My backpack pumps up my muscles."