Cupcake Glory

Refined sugar, n. fr-AWHS-ting

1. bribe,

2. nectar of life, 

3. root of all post-consumption misbehavior

Praise

The most profound compliment in the life of a child is how great an artist s/he is.

Birthday Cards

If a Kindergartner is making a birthday card for another individual the birthday card maker's name will appear more prominent than the receiver. It's all about artistic recognition.