Leaps in Logic

A Kindergartner can lose a crayon in under one second. A Kindergartner can lose a sharpened pencil in the trip back to the table. A Kindergartner's parents believe their child is incapable of losing homework.

News

Sharing any detail of one's life is a welcome invitation for anyone else to air the entire family's dirty laundry for all peers to here. There is no shame. There are no scruples. When in doubt, know this: your child's Kindergarten teacher knows just as much as you hope she doesn't.

A Lesson in Management

Boss your own body.

Bellwork

The ringing of the bell is merely a suggestion of a time frame for a work period.

Eyewitness Accounts

The difference between "telling" and "tattle telling" is whether or not the teller is the party at fault.

Zen

Rug-time is the time dedicated to putting fingers in any easily accessible--and some not-so accessible--orifices of the body.