Nutrition

As much as parents would like to think their children are the "good, clean" ones a substantial additive to a Kindergartner's diet is their boogers.

Internal Dissonanace

While passing out copies of a story we had just read a student took a paper from my hand and said, "My mom won't get me a dog." And then he walked away. No explanation. Completely unrelated to anything. Sometimes you just have to talk about what's bothering you.